Fantasy – A World of Stats and Sportsery

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The NBA season is almost upon us, and that that means it’s time for Charles Barkley’s Pizza Order to host its annual draft.

The Namesake 2: Son of Meatlovers

The Namesake 2: Son of Meatlovers

Charles Barkley’s Pizza Order is our fantasy league, and I’ll be updating league standings on Double Dribble as the season goes along. Hopefully we’ll be able to land tons of EXCLUSIVE (fake) interviews with players on our various teams and their belligerent coaches.

We’re trying out a new scoring system this year. We don’t do head to head matchups. Our bag is weighted stats, not winning categories. Categories are for cookbooks and other tomes with neatly detailed appendixes. Here’s the breakdown:

Point = +1 Fantasy Point
Assist = +1.5 FPs
Defensive Rebound = +1 FP
Offensive Rebound = +1.5 FPs
Steal = +2.5 FPs
Block = +2.5 FPs
Turnover = -1 FP
Missed Free Throw = -1 FP
Missed Field Goal = -0.5 PF

The official draft is tonight. I’ll give a full update with team names, owner pseudonyms, and rosters when the dust settles. Last year was an exciting nail-biter in which our cheating commissioner gave himself LeBron and won the whole thing, which reminds me – the prize for winning the whole thing is a brand new jersey of the winner’s choosing.

To the victor goes the Patrick Ewing jersey.

To the victor goes the Patrick Ewing jersey.

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One Response to “Fantasy – A World of Stats and Sportsery”

  1. pmadavi Says:

    I should’ve cheated again this year . . .

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