No, that’s not a slangy title from my 1 year of life in the ’70s. I’m talking about players who share the same parent(s) on an All-Time Team. Yes, there are enough of them, and it’s actually a pretty good team.
PG: Gus Williams / Ray Williams (updated thanks to High Above)
SG: Dick Van Arsdale / Tom Van Arsdale (updated thanks to High Above)
SF: Dominique Wilkins / Gerald Wilkins
PF: Horace Grant / Harvey Grant
C: Pau Gasol / Marc Gasol
Honorable mention (now) goes to Jim and John Paxson, Brent and Jon Barry, and (still) the Collins twins, Jason and Jarron, two tough defenders who were never told that the object of the game is putting the ball through the hoop.
Frankly I was surprised I couldn’t come up with more brother pairings. Still, it’s really not a bad squad. I’d like to have a true point guard, because the only decent ball-handler is Brent Barry, but I couldn’t think of anyone else. They have good rebounders and a couple very nice scoring options, plenty of shooting and interior passing. One elite defender. Two slam dunk champions. 10 or 11 championship rings (John Pax, Bones, Ho, and Pau).